A Heads Up

March 12th there will be a Contest, Contest, Contest. You'll get a chance to win See Megan Run and a $15 Amazon gift card. All you'll have to do is drop by Aimee Duffy's blog, leave a comment. That's it. That's all she wrote.

F5....F5....F5

There's this syndrome for writers called Refresh. They all suffer from it. Something is out on submission. They can be writing. They can be revising or editing. Doing very responsible writerly things.

And they are also abusing this button. The F5.

I've decided in the best interest of all involved (myself) that this button will have to be removed, with pliers, from my laptops keyboard.

That is all.

For Sale, Not Quite Everywhere

Amazon doesn't quite believe I am who I say I am. So that's taking forever. Other locations also taking forever for one reason or another.

 But, and this is a good but, you can find See Megan Run at Smashwords here and at Barnes and Noble (Nook)here. *insert sales pitch here* *insert I'll appreciate any review plea here* I'm off to attack How Much You Want To Bet? Got to fix the cover and ya know enter formatting of doom.

 ETA: I like to think Amazon read this post and hopped to it. But I doubt it. You can now buy this title on Amazon.

 ETA: This should let you know I'm rusty at this selling books stuff. I forgot the blurbage:

Megan Hazely hasn't taken a vacation in quite some time. Unfortunately, her first day off is spent being emotionally blackmailed by her mother to come home for a month. Not a big problem.

Ok. A huge problem, and then there’s Aiden Blake, Megan’s ex-boyfriend. The boy she loved has become a man. Time hasn’t lessened the spark between them, a spark that should have died the day she hitchhiked out of her small town.

Just like old times, better than old times Megan begins to succumb and fall hard, again, for Aiden. This will not do. 

Now home, again, Megan must deal with the troubles she left behind twelve years ago, and somehow leave again with her heart intact.

A rock and a hard place has nothing on her.

RELEASE WEEKEND SALE: Priced at $0.99 until Sunday midnight.

Back From The Dead, Redux

Here's the tentative cover for How Much You Want To Bet? I still sort of miss the first one. Will see what I can do.

Back From The Dead

So, I've got stuff in the works like putting up my old titles for sale. Here's the tentative cover. Watch this space for details..

The Box

My dear friend Raine has issues with the box. You know the ones that are "genre specific". Well, here are the few I wish weren't so set in stone and some that I wish were a little more accepted.

1. Single mother who isn't a widow.

2. Long-term releationships that just didn't work out. The ex didn't beat or cheat on her, making him the eternal bad guy and woe is the heroine.

3. If she had sex with more than one guy they were all bad guys or those relationships are skimmed over or it was BAD sex.

4. If she's overweight her first experience sucked or she's just had one experience.

5. The hero is a ho, but the heroine's Glittery Hoo-Ha will change him and he won't cheat on HER.

6. Just stop saying the man's teeth flashed. PLEASE.

7. He's a felon, but he didn't do the crime or it was for an honorable reason.

I guess what I want are people who aren't so perfect. A little more complexity. Let me sink my teeth into a character who I can't just say they're good or bad. Let me decide through the story. Here's some books that I'm talking about:

Agnes and The Hitman
Homeport
Once a Thief
Smoke Thief

So on and so forth.

Now tell me which genre rules would you like to see less of or what type of stories would you like to see more of.

IT'S NOT ALL HARD WORK

While taking a break on Romance Divas, I came across this joke. *spew alert*
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New diet program for Men

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight loss Program. The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day, 50-pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely, ' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door. When he opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your @$$ is mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.